From the Art of the Ground Round
Text and Music: P.D.Q. Bach
Edited: Peter Schickele
Published: Theodor Presser Co.

Tenor: Jeffrey Armstrong
Bass: Douglas Rose

Please, kind sir, that portrait I see,
If that’s your daughter
present her to me.
Look! Her face could launch a thousand ships!

Very well, it can be arranged.
If you please, sit you down,
Make yourself at home while she’s
Up dressing she’ll be down in a jiffy.